After months of grueling meetings, countless hours of tedious discussion, and the inevitable onset of chronic fatigue, this committee has reached a critical juncture: Burnout and Despair.
Causes of Burnout and Despair
The committee's primary causes of burnout and despair are:
- Endless PowerPoint presentations
- Unrelenting bureaucratic red tape
- Unending meetings with no agenda
- Lack of coffee in the break room
We are working on solutions, but until then, please consider sending help.
Side effects may include:
- Exhaustion
- Despair
- Loss of productivity
- Increased risk of spontaneous combustion
Precautions:
- Do not attempt to work on a full stomach
- Do not try to multitask while in a meeting
- Do not look directly at the minutes of the last meeting
Side effects may be irreversible.
